The Me and B Show

#146 The Me and B Show

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 22:55:00 GMT

#146 The Me and B Show. Special Guest in the studio/computer room, Jarrett from The JW Show Podcast and he's rockin' one leg. Too much Sudafed, just balance it out with some beer. B is lactating BBQ sauce. Stealing one liners. ATM'ing one another in the shower. Performance enhancing rock. Zombie hookers. Me and B's biggest pet peeve of retarded drivers. Painted donkey-zebras. Pedophile beard, rapist glasses, and the public masturbator trenchcoat...Check out John Lajoie's newest video Pedophile Beard on YouTube
Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, Turbo Jalopy, Local Stew, My Easy IP, and The Bug Project.

#145 The Me and B Show

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 03:10:00 GMT

#145 the Me and B Show Quarterly. Podcasting is a hobby, unlike masturbation. Guess what we won...drunkenly while at the Lee Rocker Show at Fishlips? Liquor before beer and your in the clear; B has anything before beer and he gets the shytes. Good Times in the basement of The Mint doing some people watching. Mobile Noble time: green vs got no green. Guest star neighbor Motorcycle Mike and his "scratched" CD. Roberto Gato (bob cat) in Stallion Springs. Swapmeet version of Secret Deodorant...Cayate (shh). Quest to find Rob and Big DVD Set.

Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, the Local Stew, My Easy IP, The Bug Project, and Sugarplums Toy Box.

#144 The Me and B Show

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 19:45:00 GMT

#144 The Me and B Show. Podfaded so hard that our fans are starting their own podcasts. Check out The JW Show. And all of the Saddams at La Colonia. John Lajoie funny funny videos. Checkin' B's hetero street cred.

Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, the Local Stew, My Easy IP, The Bug Project, and Sugarplums Toy Box.

#143 The Me and B Show

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 06:41:00 GMT

#143 The Me and B Show. Sorry, but this is a long one...Enjoy if you can. Welcome to Tequila talk. Dirty cigarette butt tequila tasting. 4 out of 6 Me and B show fans agree that it has been too long since the last podcast. Nightmare on wheels update. Picked a fine to leave me loose wheel!! New addiction. Lake Shasta vacation re-cap. RIP David Fuentes 1971-2007..bass player for Hepcat. Who steals 1 freakin' LED trailer light? New toys by Fun Factory...VERY NICE!!! The Curve and the Share.

Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#142 The Me and B Show

Sat, 8 Sep 2007 02:25:00 GMT

#142 The Me and B Show. B's psycho pervy amateur porn site discussion, flying taco wings. Word Nobel Mobile time! Do you feel a little Zaca Ashy? Mullet pig tails. Fo' da SHORTEEZ!! Jet ski repair drama. Angry iPhone customers. Me the closet Digganator. You can say goodbye to these. Don't take a drunken B to Target...he scares children in restrooms.

Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#141 The Me and B Show

Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:30:00 GMT

#141 The Me and B Show. Dit-da-da-dit-it's whose birthday? Liver is slutting around with Jack and Bud. I guess it all Depends ...Undergarments!! Hey look at me with my JUMBO box of Depends at the Costcos. Front wheel drivin' crab man at Target. What's that smell...just a puppy sanchez! If you are old enough to be drinking beer in your front yard, are you allowed to call in shout outs to radio stations? B is going to eventually be arrested by the Policia de Agua.

Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#140 The Me and B Show

Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:31:00 GMT

#140 The Me and B Show WARNING: this show was recorded drunkenly the following morning after a Fishlips excursion. There is no editing, a lot of laughing and cussing. Other than that, we saw Trainwreck. B talks of the infamous chocolate ghost and Me realizes she cusses....A LOT.

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#139 The Me and B Show

Wed, 6 Jun 2007 03:55:00 GMT

#139 The Me and B Show. Dust off yo' headphones, record a podcast, and do the DOODOO!! Very addicting wrong show called The Tim and Eric Awesome Show. New Flight of the Conchords comedy show debuting on HBO June 17th. Rocking out Guitar Hero II style so hard it is interfering with our podcasting skills. The Me and B's aspirations to be the best damned porn directors, now accepting applications for actors and actresses.

Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#138 The Me and B Show

Wed, 7 Feb 2007 21:53:00 GMT

#138 The Me and B Show. Drink til you feel hot. January is National Stalker Awareness Month. Me's goal for the year is to get her very own personal stalker...now accepting applications. Spanish rapper aspirations with Sir Mix-a-Mucho and Seniorita Muff-N-Stuff. Hey Driver Look At These! Jack and Coke causes wardrobe malfunctions for Me and B. Review of the OhMiBod Music Enabled Vibrator.

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#037 The Me and B Show

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:16:00 GMT

#37 The Me and "THE" B Show. Whooop, whoop It's the sound of the po-lice chasing after ghetto ass solicitors. Look you greasy muthafukka I don't want yo dam cleaner. Celebratin' B's new position. Will 2 and half boxes of wine kill ya? Or just give you the intolerable rhias.
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#036 The Me and B Show

Tue, 28 Nov 2006 00:48:00 GMT

#36 Slashing B, like Wal Mart slashes prices. B's rolling okie stylie air conditioning. Dogs too many, it's gettin', gettin', gettin' kind of hectic. Alcohol gods drank all the alcohol. Picture with Chunk at Universal Studios Halloween Horror Nights. Throwing out The Me and Guest Co-Host offer. Got the Meth Mouth? Then ya gotta love ya a liter of the Dew!!

Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#035 The Me and B Show

Wed, 11 Oct 2006 21:06:00 GMT

#35 El Diablo or Magic Man? Box wine drinkers UNITE...that explains this show. Mourning the loss of the Croc Hunter. Check out The Flight of the Conchords on our MySpace page. Cayete out the window. Belly button lint. Living in the ghetto. Birthdays too many. Brews in the Village with mi hermana or sister for those of you non-espanol homies. Season 3 Arrested Development..HILARIOUS. U-haul trailer at the beach. Why you wink at me with your tongue out?

Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#034 The Me and B Show

Thu, 27 Jul 2006 22:45:00 GMT

#034 Viva LOST WAGES!! Podcasting without drinking, that's like kool aid without sugar. Sticky titty slaps to the forehead. No time for TV because girls gone Amish. Special thanks to Trucker Steve for being our friend and doing some reverse psychology...Thanks for the putting your donation, email, and voicemail in my face. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#033 The Me and B Show

Sat, 8 Jul 2006 04:23:00 GMT

#033 Wiki-rhea. Knucklelove for knuckleheads. Why you no call me? Why you no comment me? Everybody likes me, so GET YOUR WORMS OUTTA MY FACE!!

Gnu Kid on the Block. Penguin shirt, brown cords, side burns at 9..at least I got my teeth. Out on the town again at Fishlips to check out some more bands. Fun time, until it looked like Melissa had pee pee pants. Jeff, please hook your loving wife Steph up. Potential future rollerderby girl aspirations. And please, get your comments, phone messages, and especially the donations OUTTA MY FACE!! Call Me =)

Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#032 The Me and B Show

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 08:33:00 GMT

#32 Me and B out on the town again. MyDeathspace.com, morbid, but damn interesting. MySpace whoring. R.I.P. for those we have known and lost. Future out and about the town again this Friday at Fishlips for those local Bakersfieldians, stop by and say hi. Cool band called Hayes Field, saw them at the Players Lounge. BIG SPECIAL THANKS to Big Willy and the Afro Fantastics!! Thanks Les! Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#031 The Me and B Show

Wed, 7 Jun 2006 17:33:00 GMT

#031 We finally crawled out of the arcade cave. Acquisition of the ultimate classic arcade game...GALAGA!! Removing the hate from the heart. Hooked on a new show called Dead Like Me that has more than likely already been cancelled, but well worth the watch. Talking about the good ol' poor-ain't-got-no food or electricity days. Sex toy talk. Our favorite toy picks from the Fun Factory line.
Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

Special Thanks to Les Web and Fatt Katt and The Von Zippers

#030 The Me and B Show

Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:19:00 GMT

#030 Me and B went out bar hoppin' this last weekend...first in about 2 years. Solo girl on girl boob grabbing. Some great rockabilly! And some belated porn reviews. Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#029 The Me and B Show

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 09:38:00 GMT

#029 New dogs plural not just one. Sorry for the long ass delay. We got a sweet Ms.Pacman arcade. And much more. sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#028 The Me and B Show

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:58:00 GMT

#028 Gettin' you all under our spell again. Pre-pubescent country kids, no just a semi bad case of laryngitis and the home remedy to fix it. Get some coke and have some crazy sex with POB. Perverted phone order for Sugarplums. Where the hell is all this dirt coming from? Don't need no stinkin' bondo, I got me some wood putty. Show sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#027 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 22:52:00 GMT

#027 Porterville Podcastin'. Adding to the yorkie clan, Remote Puppy Watch of 2006. Viva Las Indian Casinos, gettin' our nickel fingers on. Imitation White Castle minicheeseburgers and grilled onions gas-a-thon. Secret lives of Women in Porn. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#026 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Thu, 12 Jan 2006 06:16:00 GMT

#026 The Me and B Show Topics: Enchiladas Too MANY! Hands Free Since '83. The game of Beer. Puzzleaholics Anonymous with the Insomniacs. Involuntary Kid Delivery Person. B's Attention Deficit Disorder will not allow him to watch Wedding Crashers; Hella funny movie though. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#025 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Fri, 6 Jan 2006 07:37:00 GMT

Show #025 brought to you by "100204" (family discount), Knob cranking with a party of one, sex toy selling, Shout Outs to the Family that matters, R.I.P. Max the Dalmatian Dog...Drinkin' a '40 for ya brutha'. Lookin' forward to numero #026. Super Sex Toy SELLIN'...Need some Mo.
Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#024 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:25:00 GMT

#024 The Me and B Show Topics: Don't call it a come back, it was more of a break. We break down the events of the last 3 weeks. Thanksgiving, updated MySpace Profile, dog CPR, new sex toys from sugarplumsonline, belated porn reviews, saggy balls and the release of the Unrated 40 Year Old Virgin DVD. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#023 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Wed, 23 Nov 2005 07:21:00 GMT

#023 The Me and B Show Topics: Yo Mama's on Crack Rock, XBox 360 New Release and the fanatics that stood in line for it, Sweet Tea Anybody? Super Quiet Thanksgiving minus the crackhead, tweaker & heroin addict...I mean Methodone. Good ol' days of drinkin' and sexin'. All new bi-weekly porn rental. Good-bye Bakersfield Krispy Kreme!Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#022 The Me And B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 08:44:00 GMT

#022 The Me And B Show Topics: Sex Toys for Korean Toes. Little Kenny putting his step-baby kids in the trunk. Fart requests by Brandon. Hunka-hunka burnin' sideburns. For-wrong predictions. How about some Shut the F UP...did you order some? Giggle FEST. Damn THAT LITTLE KENNY STUFFING KIDS IN TRUNKS!!!! Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#021 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Mon, 14 Nov 2005 07:43:00 GMT

#021 The Me and B Show Topics: Post Portable Media Expo Extravaganza!! And some other stories in between. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#020 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:04:00 GMT

#020 The Me and B Show Topics Podcast Expo Uncle Jimmy Melissa has a joke we laugh about the RC Car Video and well hell just check it out. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

What is really going on...

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Thu, 10 Nov 2005 07:02:00 GMT

Well friends we are sorry about the time it is taking to get another show done. We have had a hectic couple of weeks. Melissa's Grandma is in the hospital and she has spent most of her days at the hospital. We are hoping to still make it out to the Portable Media Expo, but we will really have to play it by ear. It all depends on whether her Grandma gets better. So we hope to see you all there.

Brandonandrccar

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Sun, 6 Nov 2005 20:08:00 GMT

This is a small clip of Brandon running his nitro rc car in the street. Then the wheel flying off, I crack up every time I see it.

#018 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 21:51:00 GMT

#018 The Me and B Show Topics: It came from EBAY!! Well, from the Mature Audience side of eBay. Pubic hair burning. Suffocation by poonanny. Psycho pyro powers obsession. X-ray ninjas abducted our neighbor. B has alzheimers. Yearly prospector gyn visit. More competition from some other Jones' in the neighborhood. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#017 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Tue, 25 Oct 2005 17:10:00 GMT

#017 The Me and B Show Topics: Bad case of the eh's, eh! So don't take off, you hoser. Sorry too much Strange Brew, literally. Letting your love flow Conway Twitty style. Story of the Jones'. Bad porn review...it happens when C's and C's collide. WE FOUND OUR #1 FAN AND BOY IS HE ONE HUNKA, HUNKA FINE BEER CHUGGIN' SPECIMAN. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#016 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 17:46:00 GMT

#016 The Me and B Show Topics: Short one again due to power outage because of rain storm. Bakersfield's 2nd Annual Tattoo Expo, Met Kat Von D from Miami Ink. Sassy interupting our show. New phone call recording device, tried to call B's brother but he was probably outside smoking. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#015 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Fri, 14 Oct 2005 23:19:00 GMT

#015 The Me and B Show Topics: Happy Anniversary to sister and her hubby!! Dog and baby sitting, tweaker brother drama. Cake concert at Buck Owens' Crystal Palace, drunken socializing with Cake's dog Sugar and 6 ft tall hot girl named Chrissy. Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#014 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 19:18:00 GMT

#014 The Me and B Show Topics: Post Cayucos Trip to visit B's Grandparents, New Fan of "A Band of Bees" & "Morningwood". Music discussion & new photos of our pool table felt. Listener Seduction. "Talkin' it Up" & Diggin' It with the Sassy Dog. De-pantsing to go to sackytown. Dave Foley dreamboat??? Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#013 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 20:08:00 GMT

#013 The Me and B Show Topics: Stuff juggler, mic neglect, Wreckx in Effect with Max Dog. Trying to correct our F-Bomb ways. Molester dogs. Porn preferences of Men & Women. Guys buy some sex toys...DO IT!! Filthy Sanchez Lovers Unite--just not near us.Show Sponsored by Sugarplumsonline, MyEasyIP and The Bug Project

#012 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Thu, 8 Sep 2005 18:50:00 GMT

#012 The Me and B Show Topics: Post Dave Matthews Band Concert Review, Hippy Highlighting. Bring on the Bitches & Tall cans. Listener appreciation shout outs. Welcomed an 8 lb 8 oz nephew to the family. Miami Ink Review & sac stapling with Steve-o from Jackass.

#011 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Sat, 27 Aug 2005 05:41:00 GMT

#011 The Me and B Show Topics: Dave Matthews Band Pre-Show. Belated B-Day wish to Dawn Micelli of The Dawn & Drew Show. Congrats to Yoji of Miami Ink for becoming a Daddy. Hippy Boobie Lovin'. Jason C. thanks for listening...Do IT!! Restocking your toy artillery, BUY the Layaspot (Best Damned Toy!). Jenna Jameson Porn Review. Porn needs to be revamped---Man, Woman, DO IT!! My Odeo Channel (odeo/6cfc2b950f7dea75)

#010 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Fri, 19 Aug 2005 20:04:00 GMT

#010 The Me and B Show Topics: I'm Your Sister! I'm Your Sister! Hot 'N Herr, Expo Crashing with the Girls on a Platter. Cathouse #10 Grizzly Returns for the 100 Mile An Hour Hooker Twins, G-String pony tails & belts. And what not to do with AquaFresh. And a BIG THANKS to the Twisted Pickle Show!!

#008 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Fri, 12 Aug 2005 05:30:00 GMT

#008 The Me and B Show Topics: Mexiko with a "K"...where is it? Aircooled VW Lovin', Tattoo Repo, VW enthusiasts-Hippies or Gangstas, B's Pee Mission, Masturbation Survey, Golden Girl Lover, Jerkin' the Gerkin and getting caught.

#007 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Sat, 6 Aug 2005 08:16:00 GMT

#007 The Me and B Show Topics: Hmmm Strip Tease PodCast, Web Cam Freaks & Geeks, Our homies TimeTraveler and his Missus (MyNet) along with the white DrDre from Miami, Sassy Dog trippin', and Punk Pumpkin Smashers. Sorry Folks, this was a DrunkCast.

#006 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Fri, 5 Aug 2005 06:14:00 GMT

#006 The Me and B Show Topics: Cathouse comments, Shout Outs Twisted Pickle and The Dawn and Drew Show, B's shit attack, Tex the Giz Ranger and Me's solo porn shop experience.

#005 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Wed, 3 Aug 2005 06:35:00 GMT

#005 The Me and B Show Show Topics: We figured out why the Beastie Boys have gray hair, Bathroom Thoughts in poopie town, Hey Hosers put your tray in the upright position & hold on EH!!. We love Canada! and other stuff.

#004 The Me and B Show

themeandbshow@gmail.com — Sun, 31 Jul 2005 02:58:00 GMT

#004 The Me and B Show Topics: Dawn and Drew Show, WWDD & WWJD, New Recording Device EBay Special. & Cool New Fun Factory Sex Toy.